Remember These
When
passing
Through school zones
Please drive slow.
Let's let our
Little shavers
Grow.
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He
lit a match
To check gas tank
That's why
They call him
Skinless frank
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She
put
A bullet
Thru his hat
But he's had
Closer shaves than that
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The
bearded devil
Is forced
To dwell
In the only place
Where they don't sell
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He
asked
His kitten
To pet and purr
She eyed his puss
And screamed
"What fur!"
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Cattle
crossing
Means go slow
That old bull
Is some
Cow's beau
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On
curves ahead
Remember, sonny
That rabbit's foot
Didn't save
The bunny
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Was such a boom
They passed
The bride
And kissed the groom
My
job is
Keeping faces clean
And nobody knows
De stubble
I've seen
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Her
chariot
Raced 80 per
They hauled away
What had
Ben Her
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Don't Stick
Your Elbow
Out To Far
It May Go Home In another Car
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DON'T LOSE YOUR HEAD
TO GAIN A MINUTE
YOU NEED YOUR HEAD
YOUR BRAINS ARE IN IT
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DROVE TOO LONG
DRIVER SNOOZING
WHAT HAPPENED NEXT
IS NOT AMUSING
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BROTHER SPEEDER
LET'S REHEARSE
ALL TOGETHER
GOOD MORNING NURSE
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SPEED WAS HIGH
WEATHER WAS NOT
TIRES WERE THIN
X MARKS THE SPOT
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THE MIDNIGHT RIDE
OF PAUL FOR BEER
LED TO A WARMER
HEMISPHERE
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AROUND THE CURVE
LICKETY-SPLIT
ITS A BEAUTIFUL CAR
WASN'T IT?
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NO MATTER THE PRICE
NO MATTER HOW NEW
THE BEST SAFETY DEVICE
IN THE CAR IS YOU
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A GUY WHO DRIVES
A CAR WIDE OPEN
IS NOT THINKIN'
HE'S JUST HOPIN'
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AT INTERSECTIONS
LOOK EACH WAY
A HARP SOUNDS NICE
BUT ITS HARD TO PLAY
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BOTH HANDS ON THE WHEEL
EYES ON THE ROAD
THAT'S THE SKILLFUL
DRIVER'S CODE
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THE ONE WHO DRIVES
WHEN HE'S BEEN DRINKING
DEPENDS ON THE CAR
TO DO HIS THINKING
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CAR IN DITCH
DRIVER IN TREE
THE MOON WAS FULL
AND SO WAS HE.
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If missin'
On kissin'
---hey, Listen!
Try thissin'
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submitted
to Burma Shave by Omaha's Warren Buffett in 1950
while attending Lincoln, Nebraska College of Business, University of
Nebraska
